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04-09-2007, 12:32 AM
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I work with a guy who thinks he's a ninja... seriously
I didn't believe Pat too much when he told me about how this guy thinks he's a ninja (he's Pat's neighbor). I thought maybe he blew it out of proportion for a good laugh and we had a good laugh about it.
This guy just got hired. He's a black dude, 20 years old, spikey hair (wtf?), and is into anime and shit. I brought up ninjas and for the rest of the night he talked about... How he... -goes on secret ninja missions. -is the head ninja and has people below him. -carries around a sword. -has to conceal his identity under a mask. -sometimes ninja kills annoying pets (barking dogs etc.) for other neighbors for money. -has a sensei, who is his neighbor, who trained him in ninjitsu since he was 9 years old. He also showed me some of his ninja moves... I didn't ask him to... He just did it. This guy is just a compulsive liar and believes everyone of his lies. I could go on but I'll stop. I kind of feel bad for him. 
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04-09-2007, 03:07 AM
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1) Lying is awesome, in any context, to any extent, 100% of the time
2) "ninja kill" as a verb. "I'm gonna ninja kill the shit out of that guy" 3) I WANT to believe you, but have so much hatred for the world that I can't truly believe anything this good actually exists.
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04-09-2007, 01:21 PM
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There's so much more to this story but I don't know where to begin...
He started showing us his ninja moves with a broom in his hand but completely fucked up and hurt his finger then he started screaming in a very bad Arnold impersonation "Owwww! Ma Finga!" I told him he must watch too much Ninja Turtles and he literally tells me "Nah man, they're enemy ninjas." That's kind of when I had enough and told him to shut up. He literally went on and tried to get me to believe that the Ninja Turtles exist in the sewers. I kept telling him to stop lying and he finally said "Yeah I'm just kidding." and gave me a pat on the back. But I'm sure if I said "Really they exist???" He would have went on about how he fights them or something. He kept talking about how Trunks from DBZ is the strongest character ever and Naruto from the show "Naruto" is a cheater. He said most of their "missions" (he literally calls them missions) involve stealing food from people who order at McDonalds. He says they're so quick that no one even knows it's stolen. I can't even remember the rest of the shit that was coming out of his mouth. He didn't understand that we kept asking him about ninjas just to laugh at him. Every time I would be like "Sooo what's that move ninjas do?" he would get stoked that I asked and do it in front of me. Then we would all lol at him.
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04-09-2007, 01:41 PM
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Tell him to go to the next show and have him show everyone his shit. I kinda want to hear this for myself. And he's dumb cause Trunks is a pussy, and any self respecting DBZ fan will say that Vegita is the shit
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04-09-2007, 01:48 PM
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Shit if you want to call this guy up and give him a ride to a show then be my guest. I gave him a ride home to his house one day and then I gave him a ride home to his friends house last night and it took him 20 minutes to remember where the fucker lived. I was about to ninja kick the fucker.
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04-09-2007, 01:52 PM
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Customer wise you get tons of weirdos and I mean fucking weirdos. Employee wise... This rarely happens. Everyone I've ever worked with anywhere is weird in their own way. That includes people working at a video game store. Employees are put through interviews to make sure they're not nutjobs like this. Funny thing is... This guy is pretty normal. JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT NINJAS. I wouldn't have known he was a psycho until I said the word "NINJA".
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