farting in class

[rubenb]

man, like i have bad gas right now but i'm holding it to the point where it feels like all my gas went solid. and i don't wanna fart cause i don't know anyone in this class and i know it's gunna fucking smell really bad. i'm sure everyone has had this time and you just shake one of your legs in anticipation to get the fuck outta the class and let it out down the hall way. i'm exicted to get out cause i know its gunna be great. but i love the times when you have friends in the class so you just rip farts left and right.

farting rules.

oh yeah, and they are all SBD's (silent but deadly).

[PUTOFIED]

I farted right in some girls face at kyles party thinking no one was behind me and she sat down in the chair behind me and i let loose a loud ass smelly fart and from the corner of my eye i could see the look of disgust and shock on her face but i pretended not to notice. In a case such as yours holding it in is a must especially if there are guuuuuuuus around and that might cause a problem. You could always sit next to some dork and blame it on him if you cant hold it in

[Cesar2.0]

farting rules

[Ajax]

we used to walk around SWC(the 2 1/2 months i attended) and i would fart when hot ass sociales would walk by cuz FUCK EM.

[S.R.]

Originally Posted by PUTOFIED

holding it in is a must especially if there are guuuuuuuus around

well yea you don't want them to be grossed out by you, and that works both ways because no matter how hot a chick is, if i'm looking at her and happen to smell something bad it's like "ewww that's her butt or some shit." then i dont like her forever.

[PUTOFIED]

Originally Posted by S.R.

well yea you don't want them to be grossed out by you, and that works both ways because no matter how hot a chick is, if i'm looking at her and happen to smell something bad it's like "ewww that's her butt or some shit." then i dont like her forever.

I actually get turned on if a hot chick farts for some reason serio