fuck growing up

Hello all.
I am a flag-waving American citizen who somehow landed in the Middle Ea
st and I
am looking for a way out.
(its a long story with lots of sordid details: cheating spouse, dysfunctional inlaws,
deceipt and underhandedness...it might make a very interesting movie.
Anyway, hello to everyone and I look forward to sharing my international experiences with
all of you in the coming months.

[Brett]

Dude... Seriously... Awesome...