Just Once, Let's Stay Up All Night And Do A Bunch Of Coke

[doggie]

Hey guys, listen up for a second. I know this might sound a little crazy, but hear me out. We've all been working really hard lately at school, and I'm sure everybody wants to go home and turn in early this weekend. But why don't we try mixing things up? What say we, just this once, get our hands on some cocaine and stay up all night partying at bars and strip clubs?

Look, I know were all in relationships or live with our parents that we love and respect very much, and they might worry if we don't come home for hours. But this isn't about them, it's about us. Isn't it time we put ourselves first for a change?

Let me just throw this out there: What if we withdrew a small portion of the cash we have socked away in savings account and spend it on drugs and hookers at a strip club? What's the point of saving all this money if we can't waste some of it on frivolous nonsense sometimes?

For instance, and I'm just speaking hypothetically here, we could put some of those dollars we earned from the extra tips or over time in a beautiful woman's undergarments, shout and make homoerotic comments, slap the cocktail waitress's ass, and leave her a $10 tip.

I know it sounds like a far-fetched plan, but if we all committed to the idea, I bet we could make it happen.

In fact, I'm pretty sure there are some nightclubs nearby (T.J.) that will charge us $1.50 for a bottle of Tecate, which we could use to chase shots of Tequila. Then we can make lewd comments at women until one or more of them agrees to have sex with one or more of us.

We could even rent a hotel penthouse suite where we could watch each other have sex with the women, plus have a private place to do more cocaine after all the bars and clubs have closed.

I know you guys are a little skeptical, but you have to trust me here. If, at any point in the night, you guys weren't having fun, we could always do more cocaine. And if that didn't work, then you guys could bail at any time.

Now the cocaine, which I hear gives the user a very euphoric rush, might be a little overwhelming at first. But admit it, don't many of us here in the office sort of enjoy high- pressure, adrenaline-filled situations? Perhaps the fact that cocaine is extremely illegal will make the high even more intense. We might find living on the edge rather enjoyable.

Considering how many hours per week we go to school and work and the shitty wages we earn, we might even feel justified acting like this, as if it was somehow our right to blow cash sometimes.

You know, if it seems unbelievable that guys like us could pull off an evening like this, we could simplify matters. I've heard of services that provide dates for the night—you have to pay, but the advantage is you don't have to go to them, they come to you. And I bet some of those girls would enjoy doing cocaine with us. OK, OK, I'm getting ahead of myself here, I guess. Let's just stick to cocaine, cheap bar, and picking up women and men(for the ladies).

I think it might be fun. Really, really fun, actually. The sort of fun we could spend the next days at school talking about. And we don't have to do it ever again. I'm certainly not suggesting we make a habit of this. That could lead to a seriously unhealthy lifestyle.

[Ajax]

i plan on smoking nothing but hash all weekend. how does hash, booze, and coke mix?

[lori]

Originally Posted by doggie

Hey guys, listen up for a second. I know this might sound a little crazy, but hear me out. We've all been working really hard lately at school, and I'm sure everybody wants to go home and turn in early this weekend. But why don't we try mixing things up? What say we, just this once, get our hands on some cocaine and stay up all night partying at bars and strip clubs?

Look, I know were all in relationships or live with our parents that we love and respect very much, and they might worry if we don't come home for hours. But this isn't about them, it's about us. Isn't it time we put ourselves first for a change?

Let me just throw this out there: What if we withdrew a small portion of the cash we have socked away in savings account and spend it on drugs and hookers at a strip club? What's the point of saving all this money if we can't waste some of it on frivolous nonsense sometimes?

For instance, and I'm just speaking hypothetically here, we could put some of those dollars we earned from the extra tips or over time in a beautiful woman's undergarments, shout and make homoerotic comments, slap the cocktail waitress's ass, and leave her a $10 tip.

I know it sounds like a far-fetched plan, but if we all committed to the idea, I bet we could make it happen.

In fact, I'm pretty sure there are some nightclubs nearby (T.J.) that will charge us $1.50 for a bottle of Tecate, which we could use to chase shots of Tequila. Then we can make lewd comments at women until one or more of them agrees to have sex with one or more of us.

We could even rent a hotel penthouse suite where we could watch each other have sex with the women, plus have a private place to do more cocaine after all the bars and clubs have closed.

I know you guys are a little skeptical, but you have to trust me here. If, at any point in the night, you guys weren't having fun, we could always do more cocaine. And if that didn't work, then you guys could bail at any time.

Now the cocaine, which I hear gives the user a very euphoric rush, might be a little overwhelming at first. But admit it, don't many of us here in the office sort of enjoy high- pressure, adrenaline-filled situations? Perhaps the fact that cocaine is extremely illegal will make the high even more intense. We might find living on the edge rather enjoyable.

Considering how many hours per week we go to school and work and the shitty wages we earn, we might even feel justified acting like this, as if it was somehow our right to blow cash sometimes.

You know, if it seems unbelievable that guys like us could pull off an evening like this, we could simplify matters. I've heard of services that provide dates for the night—you have to pay, but the advantage is you don't have to go to them, they come to you. And I bet some of those girls would enjoy doing cocaine with us. OK, OK, I'm getting ahead of myself here, I guess. Let's just stick to cocaine, cheap bar, and picking up women and men(for the ladies).

I think it might be fun. Really, really fun, actually. The sort of fun we could spend the next days at school talking about. And we don't have to do it ever again. I'm certainly not suggesting we make a habit of this. That could lead to a seriously unhealthy lifestyle.

doggie for president

[S.R.]

doggie didn't write that because there were only like 2 errors in it.

[PUTOFIED]

if this were to happen we would all need nice suits

[Alex Morais]

wow...

[You'reNotWelcome]

no

[doggie]

Originally Posted by S.R.

doggie didn't write that because there were only like 2 errors in it.

spell check bitch. get with it.

[RICK]

This is the stupidest shit I've ever fucking read. I want to rant on how dumb the initial post is but I'll stop because I know 99.9% of you are on my side anyway.

[Fernando S.]

You guys don't get it. Doggie is testing us to see if we're capable of being in his super plan to uncover the government of sucking. I'm with you doggie!

I found this, maybe it helps.

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