i saw saw dan cole (25 years into the future) yesterday
while i was doing laundry yesterday, there was a crazy mid-50's white dude standing on the corner repeatedly yelling "tell the president to close down the border". my neighbors and i were just chilling and laughing at him. at some point he described his "3 simple steps" that involved, "mayor nutter cancelling all city funding for latin cultural events", "getting the health clinics involved", and "closing down the border".
i don't know how long he'd been out there, but he had a jug of water and once it ran out, he said he was going to leave because his throat was dry. he kept yelling for at least another 20 minutes, while bummed out "mexican" families walked past him on their way to church.
it's a sad life dan has ahead of him.
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