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03-04-2010, 01:00 AM
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The Zen of Unemployment
I was very duly informed by some HR stiff a few weeks ago that "the global economic situation has negatively impacted my position."
My official last day of work is this Friday. The funny thing is, although they've had to keep paying me all this time, I haven't been back to work, aside from to get all my stuff. I love it when the mysterious machinations of corporate policy and payroll contracts work in my favor.
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"EAT A VEGAN DICK!" "It is all coming together and making me look like the stud vegan muffin I am." -Dan Cole 
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03-04-2010, 11:01 AM
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Total bummer. You have any other work lined up?
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Vince: In second grade some guy asked me if my mom was a hooker and i told him no she doesn't go fishing but my dad is. I still feel stupid about that to this day
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03-04-2010, 12:10 PM
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03-04-2010, 04:51 PM
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Dan Cole, is that you?
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03-04-2010, 06:14 PM
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03-05-2010, 11:41 AM
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They hired this bot to replace Nimrod.
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Vince: In second grade some guy asked me if my mom was a hooker and i told him no she doesn't go fishing but my dad is. I still feel stupid about that to this day
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03-05-2010, 04:10 PM
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Naw man. I'm gonna sit back and very chillaxedly collect unemployment, do whatever I can for under the table pay, and get my ass back in college to finish what I started. Quote:
YouTube - they took our jobs
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"EAT A VEGAN DICK!" "It is all coming together and making me look like the stud vegan muffin I am." -Dan Cole
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