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[kool ken]

title: industrial punk singer.. If ya want 1


body:

Singer songwriter
just got out of jail
wrote a couple songs
a beer or two loosens the ego
Don't get along with straight edge extremists
no gear
no ride
33 last band was in puerto rico metal/punk/reggea/ska
when I was 18
sound like depeche mode with punk and industrial
don't reply... If there is nothing special
especialy if you done like skinny puppy
I can play guitar but sing also at the same time is challenging
but not impossible if required...which will...
like I said
I got no equipment nor ride and homeless...so what rite?
don't reply... there nothing special
we spend our lives surrounded by humans
but how many friends do we got?if you don't like skinny puppy then f)ck off!

[Shadowmoses]

this made my night

[david]

man i wouldnt want to hear from anyone who done gone and like skinny puppy either

[kool ken]

"GIRL MOTORHEAD FAN? (SAN DIEGO)

Might have some extra tickets to the Motorhead show at House of Blues on Monday, Jan 31st. Looking for some female Motorhead fans to join me. No males, please. "

what the fuck dude? bros before hos

[kool ken]

wrap your head around this psychobabble. shout out to kings, are they even open any more?

"Singer starting blues and rock influenced band ~ will facilitate (North Park Adams North)"

"I am a 50 year old singer influenced by metal (heavy and speed), rock, and classic blues. I seek strong music producers as part of the array. Cuniformity. Original material is encouraged so it will necessitate a muse. Hammett and Hetfield are my later influences ~ The Doors and Steppenwolf early. Of course there were the Beatles, Elton John in the 70's (though he's no pushover today), and I could go on but prefer to continue writing this ad. Francois Couperin (the French Baroque composer) also mertis kudos for his work. I consider myself a baritone. Three songs we may look to our muse for appeasement are "Follow me down" - Doors; "Tenderness" - Steppenwolf; "The day that never comes" - Metallica. I want to live like a rock star by living up to its rigorous demands, I hope you do too or maybe you wouldn't have read this far. What I have in store is to encourage some initial guidance by taking 4 - 1 hour group lessons at King music at 7441 Broadway. I will also consider your ideas. For example if you want me to sing your riginal material or perhaps a Queen song, Kiss song, or AC/DC classic we'll have to detail. Something bluesy like a Muddy Waters song might work as well. Ideally we will love each other on a remarkably sane artistic level and, in short time over a few months, maybe going all original. I have my days free'd up and will also attend school a couple time a week at night. I hope that isn't a problem, I don't expect it to interfere. If you have easily transportable instruments and equipment, great. If you need to rent some, fine. Teamwork necessitates success. Looking to bond immediately, not in some far off future. Have to be open and directive. What is your threshold of pain, for example? Are you easily discouraged? Reply with considerations please. "

[kool ken]

smithsonian bitch!

"I've made my mark in the music business. I could care less what happens from here on out. Got a Grammy and am in the Smithsonian Institute, bitch. That's all I need to validate me, if even that. Go fuck yourself.

Richrard Carr (richardcarr05@yahoo.com) if you think that i am your flagger you put way too much stock into that whole thing. I am going to send you crying to an attorney to beg me to stop you little bitch.

Here's what your golden boy had to say to me tonight:
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Funny ass hole. You're post hasn't been flagged. You're such a fuck'n cunt! I mean really Billy, You are the guy who has been tormenting everyone with your bullshit. No studios, no teachers, no DJ's. Who the fuck do you think your kidding scumbag. Fuck you. I am going to find where you are, break into your place, grab you fucking computer and bust it over you fucking bold head. Your day of policing CL are over. the fact your post has not been flagged is proof enough. Go fuck your self bitch. We'll meet soon enough. It's you who needs to STOP the flagging of ALL music related things, ie. studios, dj's, teachers and any other music services. You can hide any more bitch.

See that top part? he FORGOT TO ANONYMIZE his post. Amateur mistake. I have about 6 different death threats in the same context; you English language scholar people could pick him apart were I to post examples.

RICHARD CARR (richardcarr05@yahoo.com) BETTER TALK TO YOUR ATTORNEY. You have won a very fucked up lottery of sorts that you wish you had not. And it ain't gonna stop. "

[Gooch]

That is a bold head.

[Tim]

I'm really tempted to email this guy to get a link to one of his intro's...

Selling Old Lyrics For Metalcore Band


Selling Old Lyrics For Metalcore Band (Oceanside)

Date: 2011-04-19, 10:57PM PDT
Reply to: sale-rqvm3-2335962587@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

Iv been holding onto these lyrics for quite a while and am looking basically for a ghost-writing opportunity. Song Titles:
Seizing The Reigns Of Chaos(Translates to "Remembering when I didn't have control of a bad situation")
Voices(A song about a man who hears voices in his head and tried to describe them)
Angels And Demons(This one is more of a personal song so if you still wnt it it's all yours)

I have guitar work, lead rhythme and bass, for these songs. Upon receiving your e-mail I will send you the chorus I feel you will like the most with a link to what one of my intro's comonly sound like. All guitar work is recorded through Audacity but it doesnt sound like a home-recording as iv been told due to there not being any excessive hissing noise from the distortion.

My names Justin im 20 years old so hit me up. I dont care what genre you use these for... They were written for metalcore but music is music...

[kool ken]

"just lookin for a fun time....also i'm a body builder....i'm legalized and what not down for whatevsss, just tryin to kick it, the name's Chris by the way. I'll be waiting for your call. ".

not trying to pass judgement or anything. to each their own. im socially liberal as fuck....but i feel like this dude has a different kind of...uh..."jam session" in mind. this is some freudian style shit. even the pic is dropping hints

Guitarist/Singer, just bored

[kool ken]

"Ever hear Back in Black done at church? Ever done Linkin Park at a church gig? You just never know what you might be asked to play at Carmel Mountain Church but you do know you will be playing with other great musicians and doing some exciting praise music as well. If you are a drummer looking to play with some outstanding musicians, let me know and we will work you into the rotation. God bless!"


church and linkin park. how could hell be any worse?